IM BACK

HAVE NO FEAR - I HAVE RETURNED.

i saw this sign today several times. IT DISGUSTS ME. TO THE POWER OF DANDRUFF.

i mean cmon! the thing about slow children is THEY EXIST, ask any gymnasium teacher ... they DO EXIST. SLOW CHILDREN. ok. thats a fact. lets move on. ------ WHY MUST WE POST SIGNS ALERTING MOTORISTS OF THEIR EXISTENCE?

how must these slow children feel when they see these signs?
i bet they feel SO SELF CONSCIOUS - like who let the cat out of the bag here? i knew i wasnt the fastest kid in school but since when did everyone need to know?

or poss they want to run away. but it would take hours to run from these signs, because they are everywhere and they are slow. so they probably run to a forest somewhere and eat a big hamburger sandwich pizza alone in the woods at night with wild warrior eagles watching them. is that what you want america?

i wonder if there is a cop who clocks slow kids with a radar gun and determines which neighborhoods to put those signs in? i wonder how slow you have to be? or maybe the gym teacher from a given area tells the po-po the slowest kids on the mile this year and they put signs up in his yard.

i wonder if there are levels to the slow signs - like
SLOW CHILDREN
SLOWER CHILDREN
SLOWEST CHILDREN
SNAIL CHILDREN

post this sign everywhere - warn the neighbors - if you are out driving and you look away from the road for 20-30 seconds - a child may have slothed
near the road.