dear reader,
i smelled you yesterday and P U you smell like a mountain of ugly butts. o my goodness, did you spray poofume on yourself? (its like perfume but made of poop). you are disgusting, and a cannibal. ya i heard you eat people, that is SO gross, and hilarious, i am like lol ing so hard at you right now. MAN, i also heard you crashed a bus full of nuns on purpose, ew. you should be arrested and sent to OMG prison and sentenced to life without popcorn chicken from KFC. Also, i heard one of those nuns had the cure to tuberculosis in her Bible, stained with her tears from mixing chemicals for the good of some coughing boys in an alley in New York city. GIVE ME A BREAK, you are so mean, that boy is coughing so hard right now. He has TUBERCULOSIS. TUBERCULOSUCKS. plus i heard you sent flowers to your mom with bees on them and the bees had dipped their stingers in poison AND WORST OF ALL the flowers weren't your moms favorite color.
sincerely,
april fools day.
2 comments:
um...landon. you MIGHT be the funniest person that's ever been birthed.
we like to click "next blog" at the top of our blog and once upon a time yours was the next blog.
and how lucky we are that that was the case.
so we'll probably just follow you.
Landon, your blogs are missed. That's all.
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