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pick any number 2-9.
multiply it by 9.
take the numbers 2 digits and add them.
add your age to that number.
add the age of your mother when you were born.
subtract the number you originally chose.
pick whichever of the two digits you like and assign it to the alphabet (a=1, b=2...)
now pick any animal that begins with that letter.
now imagine nicholas cage getting run over by that animal.