this has been an incredible journey for me. i knew i would fall in love with these people when i came in. i cant believe i can only choose one to spend the rest of my life with.
leia - i feel like we take one step forward and then two steps back. i love your cinnamon bun haircut but you keep changing it. do you care about my feelings at all? leia i cant give you this rose.
luke - man, i cant believe how many womprats we bullseyed back home. lets head to the tosche station later and pick up some power converters? i think were better as friends. i cant give you this rose
chewbacca - i love your exotic history. but i feel you are truly in love with han, not me. maybe some day you will admit that to yourself. never change chewie. i cant give you this rose.
r2d2 - i feel betrayed by you. why didnt you use your jetpack in episodes 4 through 6? not even once. we could have used those. also, your ability to use a lightsaber, your ability to walk on the outside of a spaceshuttle. c'mon man, you are a liar. plus you are clearly in love with c3po. and i cant blame you. i mean the guy is covered in bronze and he speaks bacci. i cant give you this rose.
darth vader - its not you... its me. ok. well. its you.
this has been an incredible journey for me, there are things i wish i could do differently. but i need to give this rose to boba fett. he will protect me like i deserve. he knows his way around the galaxy. and unlike the rest of the star wars characters, he was only partially ruined by the prequels.
our contestant and boba fett took off in his space shuttle and went to cloud city and harassed lando calrissian for decades to come
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