"hugs"

i just met a bro named "hugs". everyone calls him "hugs". "hugs" has been meeting a lot of people to. UM ----- "hugs" SHAKES PEOPLES HANDS WHEN HE MEETS THEM.

um.

i cant understand yet how "hugs" got this name yet. i know about infinity people who deserve this name more than him. LIKE UM MY MOM. SHE HUGS ME EVERY DAY. AND HER HUGS ROCK.

maybe he has only given like ten hugs ever and they were the most amazing hugs ever in history.

OR MAYBE. if there is DANGER in the sky he rips off his shirt and goes and HUGS the evil enemy bad guy darth vader nicholas cage and then he disintegrates into ashes and burned up copies of "gone in 60 seconds" on DVD.

MAYBE. once a bear hugged "hugs" before his name was "hugs" maybe his name is like paul. and a bear hugged paul like so hard for like 5 minutes and never scratched his eyes out and never even ate his hand off in one bite. so maybe they called paul "hugs" after that.

MAYBE EVEN. its not a nickname at all. maybe his name is Hugs Paul Smith the 3rd. or Hugs McNugget or something.

i think the theory with the most possibility is that his HUGS KILL EVERYONE EVER. thats why he never hugs anyone.

OR MAYBE. his name is Hugh and i have been mishearing.