deck of the future

i am at a camp right now. at this camp there has been a sign for a "future deck" for about five years. everyone always wondered what this deck of the future would be like when it was finally built. would it be an HD deck? with clouds and lasers and dancing and tae bo? probably. its finally done, so i am happy to let you know how AMAZING, ADVANCED and FUTURISTIC IT IS.

first of all, it is made from lasers. the lasers are so small and SO advanced that they form a solid substance that people can stand on. the lasers are SO cool and star wars that they look exactly like wood, you know, for that campy feel. they also smell like wood and feel like it too. pretty amazing!

in addition they have installed some translucent computerized laser screens in between the inside and the outside. they look so natural sitting there, so FUTURISTIC AND INCREDIBLE. if i had to describe what they look like in words you understand, i would say they look like windows.

the part i am most pumped about is the invisible R2D2 they installed to serve drinks. i havent found him yet though.

also there is an escalator that can take you from the ground to the top of the deck of the future in 2 seconds. they have it turned off right now for some reason. so they are kind of like stairs. it must be because of all the overweight kids up here.