ive been thinking...thanksgiving is great, but it needs a little update, to keep up with the kids of today, so i've thought of several alterations on the holiday that parents could use to relate to their kids on this day of nationwide thanks.
1. pranksgiving. stuff the turkey with dynamite, fill the corn up with yellow pop-rocks, pour gravy on people's heads when they aren't looking and then inevitably end the meal with a pumpkin pie fight.
2. tanx-giving. a war based holiday where family members search the house with nerf guns and dodgeballs in search of turkeys of mass destruction.
3. lance-giving. a day celebrating the cutest member of N'Sync. i heard he is single too.
4. spanks-giving. parents use the rod of correction to make this a spanks-giving their unsuspecting rascal would never forget.
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