people that come into starbucks

i quit starbucks.

here is a list of the different stereotypical people that came in.

business jerk - walks in with some loser looking suit on talking on his phone probably to no one, saying stuff like "i told you i left the thousand dollar bill in the coat of my other bathrobe." and "yes, ill be right in, by the way you are fired. and go buy me a ham before you leave." Then they treat you like one of their employees, if anything goes wrong, they fire you with their eyes.

miserable mother - the woman who brings in 80 kids and orders a coffee and chugs it like she is snorting cocaine to rid herself of her problems. usually has bags under eyes and is wearing sweatpants. "hello, ive given up on life. can i have 27 chocolate milks and a coffee?"

guy trying to impress his girlfriend. muscle shirt. tattoos from the 90's. tanning oil. this is the guy that orders 5 shots of espresso to impress his girlfriend. but then you tell him a lot of people order that so he ups it to seven. then you say eight would be cool, then he orders nine. then he finds out that costs like 8 bucks but he acts like he doesnt care. he starts to cry but his tear duct muscles are so huge they explode.

frappucino time - kids that order milkshakes and think they are drinking coffee.

the "coffee master" - this guy's whole goal is to make you think that ordering anything other than straight coffee means you are a hippie and most likely a loser. he usually has the change counted out perfectly to prove he loves coffee. but what this actually proves is he is a cheap dork. his wife seconds this theory by looking disheveled and sad.

foreign dude. this guy has absolutely no idea what is going on ever. he orders things that arent on the menu or that dont even exist. example - caramel macchiato frappucino smoothie. or goat milk latte. "o you don't have goat milk? yak milk will be just fine. or rat. or i could just grab my goat out of my trunk and milk him for you?"