atomic womb

a lot of people called women a lot of things.

women
girls
chicks
females
ladies
lasses
dames
broads
honeys
bells
hens

etc.

i say we call them "wombs" instead. because they all have wombs. and men don't. i mean, some of those wombs are like dust-collectors, but a womb is a pretty cool thing and they should get more recognition. plus once we get bored with that we can change it a little and call them other stuff.

womb-bats. (pronouncing 'womb' just like you would if it was alone). calling a women a womb-bat would be hilarious but almost certainly end in a slap to the face. unless you said that wombats were the world's most beautiful creatures (which they are not, in any way) and that wombats like, i dont know, nurse their young while singing to them or some crap like that. women love trash like that. i mean, womb-bats love trash like that.

womb-stone. this is referring to a tombstone because dating some girls basically is like dying. if they ask you though, just say it refers to the tombstone pizza commercials from the 90's that everyone loved. this will certainly get them happy, if the womb-stone still isn't smiling, just be like, "man, you are the thinnest womb-stone i have ever seen!" she'll totally be pumped then.

if those don't work try these:

atomic womb
womb-as the tank engine
womb kippur