October Name Suggestions #3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.

Spocktober

Live long and prosper. Finally a month where nerds need not fear jocks. This month would be about celebrating Star Trek, computers, and thick glasses. In addition to this, every nerd, dork or dweeb will be given a water gun filled with pee to fire at jocks. Teach them a lesson they won't forget.

Hammocktober

Who doesn't love lying in a hammock. Maybe sipping a little l-juice. That's a new way to say lemonade. Lemonade is sweet. Why is apple juice not Appleade. That would be a sweet way to say it. Orangeade Grapeade Watermelonade. Here's my Hammocktober drink diary.
Hammocktober 1- Sipped Lemonade today. Decided to call it l-juice.
Hammocktober 2- Drank Grapeade today. Ingredients Grape Juice and magic.
Hammocktober 3- Sipped some l-juice then spotted a leprechaun. Formed a friendship.
Hammocktober 4- Shared l-juice with leprechaun who thinks it is named after him. I told him it was. I am not sure why.
Hammocktober 5- Decided to kick leprechaun in the butt because he was annoying and wouldn't give me any lucky charms.
Etc. Etc. Etc.

Shamrocktober

Celebrates the only thing good about St. Patty's Day - Shamrock Shakes.

Buttocktober

As in, sit on yours all month.

Pocktober

A month to honor the greatest of all quick foods, hot pockets.

In celebration the company that makes hot pockets, whatever they are, probably like awesome foods rainbows incorporated would like stuff 5 random hot pockets with prizes golden tickets that would give you a tour of the unbelievable hot pocket factory led by the old insane but semi-interesting owner of the factory Christopher Crust. Be sure not to drink any fizzy lifting drinks.