i think the only reason people say "happy" halloween is because both of the words begin with the letters H and A. halloween is probably one of the least happy holidays there is. as evidenced by the lists i am about to make up:
most happy holidays
1. easter (for christians)
2. Christmas
3. new years eve (everyone is super tired on new years day)
least happy holidays
1. valentines day. has anyone ever been apart of a valentines day that wasnt a let down for everyone?
2. halloween.
a. kids get cold and complain while getting free candy (ungrateful).
b. old people get cold and complain because they have to keep opening the door to all these hooligan teenagers (crazy and confused).
c. parents get upset when they realize they can't get any candy when trick or treating with their young kids (plain old angry).
3. presidents day- surprised by this choice? who couldnt be upset on a day that is a combination of two holidays into one lesser day? i bet Lincoln and Washington are turning over in their graves. February was miserable enough as it is. What if someone combined Thanksgiving and Canadian thanksgiving? that would suck. im not sure why, but trust me it would.
suggestions for new halloween phrases
1. hark its halloween!
2. hello halloween
3. happy reformation day
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how is it possible for: Lincoln and Washington to turn ing over in their graves - that would be most difficult - they would have to eject from their coffins. Saw the episode of CSI LasVegas where Nicky was buried alive and talk about scarey -- random thoughts!
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