chef boy-r-me

july 4. people eating ice cream and such right? here's a few ways to spice up the whole popsicle thing.

recipe 1 - "pop dog"
1. take a hot dog bun.
2. open the freezer and take out a popsicle (firecrackers work best for july 4)
3. remove popsicle from wrapping.
4. place popsicle between hot dog buns.
5. enjoy!

recipe 2 - "poppickle"
1. purchase jar of large pickles.
2. remove one from jar.
3. name the pickle you just removed. (mine was called george costanza)
4. freeze your pickle friend.
5. enjoy!

recipe 3 - "popsickle"
1. get sick.*
2. cough all over a popsicle for about 30 seconds.
3. let an old dirty stray dog lick the popsicle.
4. put popsicle on freezer. (this is when it becomes a popsickle)
5. wait until someone eats it.
6. laugh!
*you can do this by: a. sitting in a cold bath tub for the entire duration of the movie "gettysburg". or b. kissing someone who is sick. note: it is funnier if they are a stranger.

recipe 4 - "poptickle"
1. this isn't so much a recipe as an idea.
2. jab a popsicle into someone's side playfully.*
3. if they don't laugh call them a square.
*note: a poppickle or popsickle will also work.