my dog wants to become a vagrant. we had a sit down talk about it last night, but he wouldn't say anything... or listen. he just kept licking his paws and butt.
i caught him running away from our house last month with a plane ticket to hawaii in his mouth, but he just acted like it was a bone. i also found that he has been eating all his food lately. he must be stocking up on fat in case he can't find any pineapples or dog food to eat in hawaii.
last week he started tearing up our rug in an attempt to make a grass skirt of some sort. and, when i took him to pee on that palm tree in our neighbor's yard he likes to pee on, he refused and peed on my leg instead. but i might have just dreamed that.
plus, he was reading a national geographic on the history of the hawaiian islands. o, wait, maybe that was my mom. and, maybe it was a sears catalog. either way, that old mutt has been acting mighty strange.
i asked him why he wants to go to hawaii so bad and leave our family and he just told me that we were being too "rough" and he wants more "bark" in his life. i bet he saw some hot dog chick on tv and is going to chase after her. i asked him what island he was going to go to and he said "bow-wow". i haven't heard of that one, but, i am not up on hawaii these days.
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