I think a good way to celebrate Cinco De Mayo is to constantly reference it only pronounce it like the short form of the word mayonnaise. All day just walk up to different people and just start talking to them with sentences like, "Wow this is the best Cinco De Mayo ever." Then when they ask you why you are pronouncing it like that, just insist you don't know at all what they are talking about.
If that gets boring start celebrating Cinco De Lie-O instead. This is a day dedicating to making up things. Maybe go yell fire near a school or walk into an office building and tell someone their car got towed. If all else fails walk up to a stranger and insist that today is not Cinco De Mayo at all. No matter what he says, how much evidence he gives just keep saying this "No you jerk, today is NOT Cinco De Mayo". Perhaps you will annoy him so much that he will tear up. This is the perfect instance to say this phrase, "Yes, now you get it. Today is Cinco De Cry-o." The guy will probably freak out, which would be hilarious. Maybe he will even join in and tell you to Cinco De Die-O.
Later, if you get bored go over to your office and tell your boss he is wearing an excellent Cinco De Tie-O. You'll probably get promoted for that one. Then tell a story to everyone in your office about how Government spies from Mexico are called Cinco De Spy-O's. That's great water cooler conversation, and it only applies once a year, so be sure to use it today.
Everyone will be so pumped they will probably lift you up on their shoulders and shout for joy, "What a Cinco De Guy-O!"
Wanna have a good Cinco De Mayo? All you need is to Cinco De Try-O.
1 comments:
This post is in keeping with the many other things you have delighted we, your readership. I appreciate your consistency and seek to emulate in my own obviously lesser way.
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