i heart hats.

dude, i love hats, because hats are sweet.

being a person wearing a cool hat can take a C- day and take it to a solid C+. there are just so many possibilities, cowboy hats, baseball caps, those crazy tall black hats that those unmoving english jerks wear.

they provide shade and style. hats can also inform strangers of what sports team you are affiliated with. and if thats not enough most hats come with a mechanism on the back where you can adjust it to fit your head, how generous. the hat has been sooo kind and giving to us as people. what more could you ask for?

nothing. hats were fine. in fact, better than fine, they were great, but then "the man" gets in on the whole hat thing. "the man" starts telling people that hats are disrespectful and you should take them off at church and at nice restaurants and at school.

if anything, when you want to be respectful you should put on a hat, because as i stated earlier hats are sweet. if someone ever came up to me and took off their hat in some feeble attempt to be "respectful" i would take their hat and light it on fire, symbolizing the fact that they no longer deserved the right to wear a hat... because hats are sweet.