Abra Ka Landon

I have been thinking of starting a magic act. My magic name could Abra Ka Landon or Alandonkazaam or David Landonfield or Landini.

My tricks will be very creative, like nothing anyone has ever seen before, totally sweet. Like check this one out. This is how the show is going to start. I am going to walk out on stage, and then, while I am standing there, I am going to walk out on the stage again, like another me. Then like two seconds later, like 100 more me's are going to walk out on stage and we are all going to do a sweet dance routine in unison. I am not sure how I am going to do that one yet, but I am going to watch Attack of the Clones tonight and see if it gives me any hints.

Then, for my next trick, I will tell everyone in the audience to open their wallets, then they are all like what the heck nothing happened, then like all of a sudden spiders start crawling out of all their wallets and into their mouths, nasal cavities, ears, tear ducts and hair. The spiders are stinging everyone and the people are crying out spiders, sneezing them out and generally just hating life and me, then out of nowhere all the spiders turn into money and it starts flying out of all the people and into a huge bag with a money sign hovering over my head. Then I take the bag and give it to a bunch of orphans on stage. The whole crowd would probably start weeping for joy. I am not sure how I will do this trick either, probably will end up using dry ice or something.

If those two tricks bomb, I'll just start telling observational humor on stage.

**If someone who made balloon animals made a Unicorn, would they call it a balloonicorn?
**Do people cooking breakfast in Japan ever make Japancakes?

That would probably be a good finale.